January 2012
“Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? Because we’re going to have a...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via aestivial)
whenthesuspenderscomeoff:
trolllinginthedeep:
do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
#you can bet on it
4 tags
16. i'm a self-proclaimed chilli-sauce hog
japanesesentences:
あんなこと二度としないで。いいね？
あんなことにどとしないで。いいね？
Don’t ever do that again, okay?
electric-cookie:
I wish Tumblr had a “I feel your pain” button
because I feel terrible whenever I “like” one of your sad text posts
and it looks like I enjoy watching you suffer
because I don’t
I really don’t
I don't care about the sunshine, but I love to see...
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“Be cruel to me, because I am a fool for you.”
– Suck It And See - Arctic Monkeys (via jamesbeauman)
person: i like you
me: WHY
me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
me: DO YOU HAVE EYES
me: ARE YOU HELEN KELLER WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
me: wow i need a job so bad i'll literally take any job offer i get
mum: why don't you at mcdona-
me: no
mum: or at the supermarke-
me: no
mum: a restaura-
me: no
mum: what about a clothing st-
me: no
