Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? Because we’re going to have a...– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via aestivial)
whenthesuspenderscomeoff: trolllinginthedeep: do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course #you can bet on it
16. i'm a self-proclaimed chilli-sauce hog
japanesesentences: あんなこと二度としないで。いいね？ あんなことにどとしないで。いいね？ Don’t ever do that again, okay?
electric-cookie: I wish Tumblr had a “I feel your pain” button because I feel terrible whenever I “like” one of your sad text posts and it looks like I enjoy watching you suffer because I don’t I really don’t
I don't care about the sunshine, but I love to see...
Be cruel to me, because I am a fool for you.– Suck It And See - Arctic Monkeys (via jamesbeauman)
person: i like you
me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
me: DO YOU HAVE EYES
me: ARE YOU HELEN KELLER WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
me: wow i need a job so bad i'll literally take any job offer i get
mum: why don't you at mcdona-
mum: or at the supermarke-
mum: a restaura-
mum: what about a clothing st-