16. I have a birthmark the shape of South America...
15. I love clicky keyboards.
slameronhurley: Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
nonchalante: Just look around you. This is all for you. All of it is for you; is that not a blessing itself? There are others who look around and see rubble, and even they are grateful for that.
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
sulfurs: i wanna start a fight club except have it be food club and instead of beating each other up we bake nice yummy pastries and bring them in and share them with each other
I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.– Andy Warhol (via noelleroys)
walks into chair
EVERYTHING IS JUDE LAW AND NOTHING HURTS.
other AHS fans: idk why people still ship violate. she broke up-
me: SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF TATE WAITING FOREVER.